Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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