Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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