I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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