No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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