You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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