people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Randomize
