so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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