He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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