i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
last night I used snow as a chaser
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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