I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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