Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.