There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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