idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize