So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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