Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
How external is "for external use only"?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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