her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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