Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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