Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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