I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I could make wine with my vomit
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
