i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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