You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize
