Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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