i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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