Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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