Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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