This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I want to be your penis for a week.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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