good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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