What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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