Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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