Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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