So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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