So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I have tasted many bathrooms
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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