When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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I just want to make out with him forever
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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