VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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