weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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