Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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