so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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