Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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