my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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