it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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