my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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