Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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