At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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