scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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