just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize
