we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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