a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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