i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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