In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
where are you?
Hypothermia
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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