At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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