I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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