If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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