Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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