WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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