i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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