fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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