i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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