I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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