whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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